“On then off. With a switch. Fire. Theater. Radio. Time travel. Romance. Action. Satisfaction. Happy Days. Good Times. Buy now. Enjoy later. C.O.D. MTV. Abc.Nbc. Channel 3. New media. Culture. Cultivation. Inspiration. Prime time. Family time. Turn on. Tune in.  Drop out. New News. Shows. Soaps. Sitcoms. Rom Coms. Photons. Bill Nye. Mr. Wizard. Mr. Rogers. Mr. Brady. The whole bunch. Captain Kangaroo. New shoes. Just do it. Just say no. Now? Never again. Friends. The end. Happily ever after. MASH. Roots. Reboots. Family Matters. All in the Family. Atomic family. The Bomb. Man on the moon. Man on man. The Man. Woman. Woah Man. White Bronco. Kimberly Kardashian. Leave it to Beaver. The 3 stooges. The stooges. The Addams family. Dynasty. Reality TV. Made for TV. As seen on TV. You’ll go blind. Columbine. Survivor. Pow. Whomp. And that’s the way it is.”